198 movies and TV shows quoting Hamlet in less than 15 minutes, because I thought that was funny.
These clips are extremely short (1-10 seconds are clipped out of each movie), and built into a new whole, so this falls legally under fair use.
Average clip length: 4.5 seconds.
Cute Girl commentary from Alicia Silverstone, Julia Styles, Megan Fox, Lindsey Lohan, Blair Waldorf, Busy Philips, Blake Lively.
Eight women as Hamlet including Katherine Hepburn, Maggie Smith, Eliza Coupe, Jennifer Saunders.
Kevin Klein twice
Vincent Price twice
Shelley Long twice
Eric Idle twice
Christopher Plummer, twice, once as a Klingon
Danny DeVito twice, in non-speaking roles
Robert Downey Jr twice (once more he is being spoken to, but you can’t see him)
Two incarnations with vampires
Two incarnations with strippers (one male)
Two incarnations of X-Men
Three incarnations of Star Trek
Three incarnations of The Addams Family (who knew there were three incarnations of Addams Family)
Three incarnations in which audience members leave during To Be or Not To Be.
Three speeches end with a Hamlet saying he is tired of doing this.
Starring as Hamlet: Christian Slater, Robert Downey Jr (twice), Arnold Schwarzenegger, Superman, Steve Guttenberg, Ralph Fiennes, Dawson, Topher from Dollhouse, Kevin Klein, David Tennant, Captain Picard, Jeff Daniels, a brain, a gourd, a vampire, Nick Nolte, Buggs Bunny, Benedict Cumberbatch, The Crypt Keeper, Gilbert Godfrey as Jerry Seinfeld, Brak, Martha Plimpton, a Monkee, two Cousin It’s, Klingon Christopher Plummer, regular Christopher Plummer, Mel Brooks, Jack Benny, Adam Sandler, Noah Wyle, The Dowager Countess, Catherine Hepburn, Charles Emerson Winchester, The Beast, Paul F Thompkins, Stephen Colbert, Vincent Price, Campbell Scott, The Mighty Boosh, Richard Burton, Daniel Day Lewis, Charlie Chaplin, Robert Redford, Richard Dreyfuss, Michael Gambon, Mel Gibson, Jack Skellington, Benicio Del Toro, Bud Abbot, a two headed dragon, Woodhouse, Kenneth Branagh, Eric Idle, Jude Law, Derek Jacobi, Yakko, Martin Sheen, some transformer, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Terrance of Terrance and Philip, Eliza Coupe.
Commentary from: Homer Simpson, Alicia Silverstone, Julia Styles, Megan Fox, Lindsey Lohan, Blair Waldorf, Busy Philips, Fonzie, Michael Caine, Orson Wells, Blanch, Steve Martin, Billy Wilder, Daria, Michael J Fox, Mark Wahlberg, Val Kilmer, Dustin Hoffman, The Smoking Man, Steve Coogan, Blackadder, Denis Hopper, Gene Kelly, the A Team, Dennis Miller, Hugh Laurie, Richard Gere, Anjelica Houston, MST3K, Blake Lively, and the Cookie Monster.
As Polonious: Bill Murray, Professor X, Mr and Mrs Howell, Sherlock Holmes, Flash Thompson.
As the Ghost: Mr Feeny, the Green Goblin, James Earl Jones,
As Horatio: John Goodman, Fry, Mac from It’s Always Sunny, Vampire Kirsten Dunst.
If you know more send me more at email@example.com. I am already collecting more Hamlet references for a third cut — Mulholland Drive, a clip of Rowdy Roddy Piper, and My Name is Earl.
A quick editorial cartoon about the intersection of self-pity, entitlement, rape, territoriality, misogyny and fear of women. You see it all over the place online in the form of Men’s Rights Activists (of whom there are a few reasonable non-misogynists), Men Going Their Own Way, Pick Up Artists, and dudes touting the “Red Pill”, because The Matrix is a good movie. Look any of these up if you have the stomach for it. These are extreme examples, but watered-down forms of these ideas are everywhere.
In lurking their blogs and youtube channels for a while, I’ve noticed that beyond the standard patriarchal chauvinism there is this deep fear of women - what they will do to me, how they will reject me, how they will use me, how they are changing society in a way that does not favor me, how they are making men into something I don’t like, how they are making themselves into something I don’t like, that they won’t give me what I want, and that they won’t give me what I think is rightfully mine. This goes beyond fear of feminism- this is fear of women at its purest. And that, to quote a puppet, leads to anger and hate. It’s sad.
I am a feminist. I think there’s enough ice cream to go around, but it does mean those of us with 3 scoops might have to give one or two up. Also, The Matrix is a fun movie but probably not anything you should be basing a philosophy on.
Please reblog this so that the correct information gets out. This child DID NOT DIE in the Boston Marathon due to the bombings! So far 3 people as been confirmed dead. 2 ADULTS and 1 BOY who is 8 and ID’ed as Martin Richard. The child pictured above is not running the Boston Marathon. You can tell by the name of the race on her running number bib, which clearly says Joe Cassella 5K, not Boston Marathon. Her picture was take from this website (scroll down and you will see her picture) and has been exploited before people gather all their information. This race was run LAST May. We can not control what happened in Boston, but what we CAN control is false information and stories. PLEASE REBLOG so that the correct information is out there.
Thank goodness someone posted this. It’s annoying how someone who knew this wasn’t the victim still posted it pretending she was, and that’s how the rumor started. Don’t believe everything you see.